[| SUCH A WHORE |]

Como ya sabrás, mi palabra favorita es Bitch, pero también me encanta decir cosas como: Slut (Puta), Hooker (Puta), Whore (Aún más Puta) Y qué mejor forma de enunciarlas que en una pequeña biografía (ficticia) sobre una tipa de 16 años, rica y muuuy Puta.

La escribí hace ya casi un año, aprovechando mis ratos de ocio; como verás mi inglés no es tan bueno, pero supongo que es graciosa. (No la terminé de escribir, pero bueno) Disfruta y conoce a mi amiga Tasha. He aquí a la Puta más Puta de SlutlestHill.


I am a Whore

Hi! My name is Tasha... I’m a whore and I want to tell you how is my life since the first day I saw the light... so, I’m gonna start right now.

I was born in the very pretty city of SlutlestHill, which I love it... I’ve lived here my whole life, with my mom, my dad, and my brother and sister.

I’m sixteen right now, and tomorrow is my big party of Sweet Sixteen, so... I invited all the popular guys, the athletes, the football players...even, that ugly people that I know... anyway, all the rich kinds who I like them. It’s gonna be an amazing party. But first: my whole life.

My mother’s name is: Tessa, she’s rich since her grandfather was born. She’s very cool, very all... I love her. My father’s name is: Joshua, he’s very rich too, he has a lot of money... he’s traveling all the time, so... I never see him a lot. But I don’t care, I just care he gives me all that I want. My sister is Carol, she’s such a slut, but I’m the whore, that’s more important! My brother is Zue, he’s a queer, my ex-boyfriend is it too and they are a very cool couple right now. And I love them, because they’re happy, and that makes me happy.

Obviously I’m a rich and cool girl; I live in a big house here in The Dutsies, which is a zone of rich and powerfull families. Oh! My last name is: Cavaliere, Tasha Cavaliere, I’m Italian, french, german, a completly whore, and something else; I forgot it.

I’ve been cheerleader since I have memorie, so... I’m a popular girl too. I’ve been a Whore since I was in kindergarten. My mom used to tell me all the time: “Tasha, if you take the life of a whore, you have to keep your dignity safe, the respect for yourself and for your body, your mouth, and most of anything your ass and your crotch”. Those learned words are not from any stupid woman, they are from the most whore woman in SlutlestHill, and of course: she is my mom too.

I’ve learned a lot from her, like dress short-skirts, have condoms in my Christian Dior (or Chanel, it doesn’t matter) bag all the time, becuase one don’t know when I have to call for it. I love my mom; she is such a bitch, I mean... such a good person.